My dick was on brick, and I knew I was ready. Finally, after the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race I was thoroughly wine-drunk and sativa-stoned, and my doggish horniness returned. My horniness was so outta wack that I felt like I had to wait to use my new toy in order to give it a fair review - fair for the toy, but also fair for myself. My sexual energy had been knocked off kilter after a really strange hook-up with this guy who was hot but definitely a pathological liar, which is the biggest turn-off. Anyway, I shoved my stimulator away in my backpack and took the Helix home.īy the time I got around to trying it, though, I was kind of nervous. Sorry! But lately, I’ve been trying to be more open (pun intended) about putting toys and penises in there.
Sexually speaking, I’m a top, but a top who loves his ass to be toyed: Rubbed, touched, licked, eaten, really anything… except penetrated. I’ve always been fascinated by sex toys - the fleshlight varieties, the kind you insert, those vibrating ones - and, thanks to GAYLETTER’s poppin’ XXX desk, I’ve had the good fortune of starting my own collection! I recently received the Helix male G-spot stimulator by Aneros and was thirsty to try it.